This state is full of Sonic drive-ins and HOT HOT AIR.

On the one hand, you're roasting your ass off if you set foot outside, but on the other, all the Blue Coconut Slushes and Ocean Waters are out there, so it sort of balances.

This is also the only place I've ever gone to where a beach was completely empty until 12:30 pm, on a 90 degree day. WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE.

I'll be home again on Saturday night, and planning to play Team Fortress until I spontaneously develop a German accent.